Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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