Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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