ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm really busy with my period
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