He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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