? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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