So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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