If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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