Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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