If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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