just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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