There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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