he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i now understand why vodka
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