Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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