And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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