I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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