"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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