i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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