Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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