He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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