I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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