So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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