so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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