your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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