Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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