Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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