let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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