So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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