I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So. Much. Porn.
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