He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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