walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
a search helicopter?!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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