boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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