Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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