Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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