Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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