Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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