Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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