Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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