I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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