Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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