Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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