so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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