Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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