More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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