If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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