We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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