hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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