I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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