this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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