Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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