Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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