You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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