I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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