Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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