Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Someone signed my nipple.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
