I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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