Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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