My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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