the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
