i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize