Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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